(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I made some cookies at home
just for you, teacher.
- Really? / - Try some.
This is good! What's in here?
Hon-le.
What? Hon-le?
I mixed honey and lemon!
- You startled me. / - They're delicious.
Teacher, I like so many celebrities these days.
I like the singer Choa.
I like PSY
and I also like actor Lee Sieon.
That's why I mixed all three of them!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Choa, Lee Sieon, PSY...
Choa, PSY, Lee Sieon!
Cho-PSY-eon!
Take this! Cho-PSY-eon!
Thank you.
Everyone!
Cho-PSY-eon!
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello. I run the mart nearby. I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who made this fried chicken?
What's wrong with fried chicken?
I've been eating it all month!
At first, I just got on the elevator of my building.
I smelled fried chicken.
Did someone order fried chicken?
Hello? This is Gag Apartment...
I'm ordering some!
No. I have to stop eating fried chicken!
Let me get off the elevator.
Now I'm at my front door...
There's a flyer on my door!
Wow, that looks good. What should I order?
Original recipe? Sweet and tangy?
Garlic?
Barbecue?
I can't decide!
So you didn't order any?
I ordered all of them.
It's all in here!
No! I have to stop eating fried chicken.
No more fried chicken.
I have to stop.
It's the Korea vs. Japan game!
I even ordered beer.
As I was eating my chicken, I ran out of beer.
So I ordered more beer and I ran out of chicken!
Beer makes me eat more chicken.
Chicken makes me drink more beer.
It all went in here!
I'll be back again next time.
Alright, good job, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Who's going to be responsible for this?
Compensate! Compensate!
Compensate me for my life!
Excuse me... Who are you?
Hello.
I want compensation from our nation.
I'm Jeong Jinha.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Were you wronged in some way?
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes?
- Hear me out. / - Okay.
A cow thief is terrorizing our village!
He stole all the village cows!
Oh, no.
But this cow thief was caught by the police.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Isn't it good that he got caught?
I taught my cow how to fight
so that she can ram into the cow thief.
Who's going to take responsibility?
What's wrong?
Now she just rams into me!
I took my cow out into the field.
Instead of plowing the field,
she sharpened her horns!
That's why I yelled, "Plow the field!"
She glared at me like she was saying...
"Don't you glare at me!"
So I looked away and plowed the field.
This cow has some charismatic eyes.
She's such a cool cow.
So scary.
Then just lock her up in the barn.
I did.
But the cow escaped from the barn!
Now, she beats up all the village cows!
She's causing a mess everywhere...
And I have to pay for the damages!
Have you heard this saying?
- "Lose your cow and fix your barn." / - Yes.
I want to lose my cow.
The nation should fix my cow's violent temper!
Or release the cow thief! Release him!
Alright, you can go now.
Let me sit down for a bit first.
Why?
My cow is going to ram into me again if I go now.
Go sit quietly over there.
I know class is tiring. How about a break?
Okay.
Teacher! We have homework due today.
Oh, right. I forgot.
Who didn't do their homework?
- Me! / - What?
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Hey! Are you proud of forgetting your homework?
Would you be quiet?
Zip.
Why didn't you do your homework?
I was helping my dad with his work.
What does your father do?
My dad...
Oh, he's a carpenter?
No, he's a background dancer.
What are you doing?
Are you playing games with me?
Teacher, I think I've been goofing around too much.
I wrote you a letter of apology.
Yeah?
What's this?
Gosh, you sure wrote a lot.
Teacher...
I was wrong.
From Yamsaeng.
- What? / - What?
That's it?
You didn't try at all!
This one's longer.
Okay.
Teacher...
I was wrong...
Would you be quiet?
Zip.
My blood pressure...
Yamsaeng, why are you being like this?
None of the other kids misbehave.
So why do you keep acting like this?
Teacher...
Why do you always compare me
with the other students?
Do you know how hurtful that is?
You're right, Yamsaeng.
That was short-sighted of me.
I should apologize to you.
How about I treat you to some spicy rice cakes
to show you how sorry I am?
The teacher in the next class ordered pizza.
What?
I couldn't help comparing.
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Geez, that guy...
Next is CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
The highlight.
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to my grandma's house for Chuseok.
I'll totally have swag at my grandma's house.
What will you do at your grandma's house?
First, I'll greet my family members.
Hello.
Swag-auntie.
Hi, swag-cousin.
What? What did I eat for Chuseok?
Swag rice cakes.
And swag-fish.
And steamed rice cakes.
What? Go stand over there?
No, no.
And I'll shoot a commercial with these yut sticks.
What kind of commercial?
Do these look like ordinary yut sticks?
They're love yut sticks.
I don't need anything else.
♪ If I can see you ♪
♪ My five and three ♪
♪ Even if I lost one ♪
It's two.
I love four.
That was pretty clever.
I came up with that.
If you want to play yut with me, follow, follow me.
What was that?
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the things you need
to travel to the U.S.
- First, you need a flight ticket. / - Right.
- You need a travel book. / - Sure.
And you need the money they use in the U.S.
that's made out of paper.
You need paper money.
Money made from paper. So it's paper money?
Right. One paper money.
Paper money.
Oh, come on!
Nobody calls this paper money.
This is paper money, right?
One person responded.
- It's paper money. / - Just say it.
Nope.
I saw some in your wallet.
- No! / - Don't say it.
- No! / - Keep it in!
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
No!
Dollar!
D-O-L-L-A-R! Dollar!
The Canadian dollar.
Collector's choice Eisenhower
and Susan B. Anthony dollar.
Yes.
Dollar Hani.
San-dollar Park.
The entrance song for Kim Seongwon on this skit.
What's that?
♪ Ga, na, dollar, ma, ba, sa ♪
Stop it and go sit down!
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Love Ladder)
I've lost my dating cells. I'm Seo Taehun.
I killed off my dating cells on purpose.
I'm Yoo Minsang.
On purpose?
I don't need them.
Stop lying.
I'll keep my dating cells alive. I'm Lee Sejin.
My dating cells have become marriage cells.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
How sweet!
I'm so jealous of Yeongjin!
I should get married too.
Why are you jealous?
I heard there are 5 women in the audience
that you invited to today's show.
Don't be ridiculous.
No, it's my mom and my aunts.
Liar.
It's been a long time since I've dated someone.
That's why I actually forgot how to date.
So I did some research on dating.
First, I asked the comedians of Gag Concert
about how they approach someone they like.
Here's what they said.
For handsome comedian Ryu Geunji...
"Do you know me?"
"No."
"Then let's get to know each other now.
Open bracket, get number, close bracket!"
This is the type of pick-up line he uses.
And I also asked the dating master of Gag Concert.
This is what Jeong Myeonghun said.
"Do you know what the word courage means?
I'm using it right now.
So come have a drink with me!"
This is the pick-up line he uses often.
For real.
I don't think I could ever say pick-up lines like that.
So I did another fun study.
I did some research on whether
people have kissed someone
the same day they met that person.
The results were very interesting.
83 out of 100 guys
said that they've done that before.
The remaining 17 are guys like Yoo Minsang
that never even had that opportunity.
- Hey. It's happened to me too. / - So they said.
But only 7 out of 100 women that were asked
said that they've done that before.
That's a huge difference.
83 guys...
7 girls.
It's quite the mystery.
Are the guys bragging
or are the girls acting coy?
Which is closer to the truth?
I don't think I can date anyone
before this truth is revealed!
Don't be ridiculous.
I'm so curious.
If you're so bad at dating,
how did you get 5 girls to come here?
I used courage.
Go sit down!
- I'm sorry. / - Move it!
See, everyone?
It's better not to date than date someone like him.
No! That's not important.
Single people...
Tomorrow is Chuseok.
This is very bad.
As soon as your relatives see you...
"When are you getting married?"
"Do you at least have a girlfriend?"
"What are you going to do then?"
What will you do about these questions?
But just hang in there, people.
Once you turn 40 like me,
they'll stop asking that.
I won!
No!
They're cautious around me now.
Now if my uncle says,
"Minsang, you should get married..."
My aunt goes,
"Stop it, stop it."
Just hang in there until you're 40!
But...
Allow me to offer a little tip to the worried singles
that still have a long way to go until they're 40.
Let's say your uncle is about to ask you.
He starts walking towards you to ask.
And he's about to open his mouth...
That's when you ask him first!
"Uncle, how's your kid doing in high school?
And the property value has really...
Oh, you don't own a house.
Anyway, you're still chief at your company.
Your promotion... Oh, never mind."
You ask the questions first!
And it's a wrap!
But!
Wow, they're clapping.
Feel free to use that.
But there's one other issue.
All the couples are using this long
Chuseok holiday to go travel abroad,
go to an amusement park or
take an overnight trip.
So what are the singles supposed to do?
That's why I'll tell you a few Minsang games
to play to pass your time during Chuseok.
Minsang games?
Time will fly by.
The first game.
Sorting seafood crackers by shape.
Try it out. The time will fly by.
You'll also find out that there are more
starfish shaped crackers than whales.
And here's another game to pass your time.
Order fried chicken
and put the pieces back together.
Look at this.
- You put all that together? / - Wow...
That's amazing.
It's like a model kit.
- He really did it. / - At home...
If you try this at home, you can find out
if the chicken had uneven wings.
And everyone should write this down.
Chuseok special movies!
So many are playing this year!
"Veteran," "Guardians of the Galaxy,"
"Nameless Gangster..." A bunch of good ones!
So many!
And we never got a chance to go to the theater!
We missed these in the theater!
Just wait 3 years and you can watch them all!
Just wait for the movies you want to watch!
They'll all be on TV in 3 years.
So if you watch the Chuseok movies
as you count the popcorn in your popcorn bag,
the holidays will fly by.
And...
We'll be having the Gag Concert
rehearsal and shoot over this Chuseok holiday.
I'd like to thank KBS for letting me work
during the Chuseok holiday.
- How unfortunate. / - KBS is the best!
KBS!
Korea's Best Singles! Hurray!
Hurray for singles!
How pathetic.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife! I'm Park Yeongjin.
As for me...
I still get nervous around my wife.
So nervous!
She makes me tremble.
- What was that? / - Hold on.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married,
I wanted to marry a teacher.
But now, I have a pretty wife that's like a teacher.
She's really like a teacher.
"I said to close the door when you pee."
"Lift up the toilet seat."
She's like an ethics teacher.
"I can't live like this anymore!
If you wanted to live like this,
you should've married your first girlfriend!
Who was it again? Misuk?
You said her name last time when you were drunk!
2 years ago in July!"
She's like a history teacher.
And...
"Dear, should we go to the U.S.,
Australia or France for Christmas?"
She's like a geography teacher.
"What? We aren't going?
Gosh! I can't live like this!"
She's like a music teacher.
And...
"I'll say this again. We have to go on a trip.
And lastly,
close the door when you pee.
And finally, remember to lift up the toilet seat."
She's like a principal.
You know what's amazing though?
She never asks me to bring in my mother.
I'm so happy to be living with
a wife that's like a teacher!
Are you really happy?
I better get home now!
Why?
If I get home late,
I'll have to hear another speech from the principal.
See that, everyone? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(In-study-gram)
We're ahead of Mensa High School.
We're Up Top High School.
I have your scores for the national mock test.
- Min Seongjun. / - Yes.
- Jang Junhui. / - Yes.
Try to study harder.
That's it.
Please... Please...
I'm ruined!
What is it?
Seongjun, my ranking dropped.
What's your ranking now?
11th in the nation.
Are you insane?
How can you have a two-digit ranking?
Don't you want to go to college?
I guess I've been on my cell phone too much.
How much have you been using it?
For 2 minutes a day.
Are you insane?
You're an addict!
How can you use your phone for 2 minutes a day?
Hey... Did you get a girlfriend?
No!
There's this girl I like...
But we haven't been in touch.
You really didn't contact her?
Actually...
I looked at her once in class.
You fool! Are you trying to ruin your life?
How could you look at anything
other than the blackboard during class?
I can't help it! I fall in love fast!
Junhui, listen.
If I was a girl,
I'd never date a guy that's
ranked 11th in the nation.
I'm sorry, Seongjun.
I'll start studying hard from now on.
Yeah, Junhui. We should focus
and study really hard.
- Are you ready? / - Yeah.
Square root of 3.
When limit x goes to infinity...
X squared plus one over 2x plus one is zero.
1 over x....
Seongjun!
Hey, Seongjun. It's your fangirl.
Seongjun, can you accept my feelings for you?
Jeongin.
I told you not to bother me when I'm studying.
Leave.
Seongjun...
Don't be like that. Look here.
No, I have to study.
- It's a math problem. / - Let me see.
What happens if you divide this in half?
I love you!
You're unbelievable...
This is the answer if you divide that in half.
You need to go study more.
Fine, be that way.
I hope you study all your life
and become a studying ghost!
A studying ghost?
I like the sound of that!
That's a good thing!
Hey, hey! Close those books! Close them!
Hey! Take it easy. You're scaring them.
I'm sick of English vocabulary.
Close your books!
Ow, my throat.
Hey, give me something to drink.
Come on...
I'm thirsty, so give me something to drink.
Here...
I didn't ask for this.
I'm thirsty for knowledge.
Drink this instead!
I organized all the key points!
Don't! Just drink this!
Hey, hey, hey!
I said to take it easy on them.
Step aside!
Oh, sorry, man.
Sorry about that.
I bet you were scared. Keep studying.
Thanks.
What are you doing?
I'm going through my incorrect answers.
Wow, you did a great job!
That's what I should do from now on.
Thanks.
Want to join me?
Gosh, the thing is...
I... Don't have any incorrect answers!
- What's that? / - Don't look!
- Why did you get that wrong? / - No!
Did you fall asleep?
It was a mistake...
- Hey! / - How did you...
You two, come here.
What?
Seongjun...
What's your deal?
What?
Why are you messing with 11th in the nation?
So, are your grades that good?
Follow me to the rooftop.
Let's see who finishes these problems first.
Hey! No need to go to the rooftop. Let's do it here!
- Fine, let's do this here! / - Bring it!
- Let's do this! / - Bring it!
- Hey, hey! What's all the ruckus? / - The teacher!
You brats, you're fighting in school?
That's it.
You boys aren't allowed to use highlighters
during class for one week.
- How can we take notes? / - Teacher!
How can we take classes without highlighters?
How dare you glare at me and talk back to me?
I'm your teacher!
That's it. I want you to go out and play soccer
during lunch time today.
- Go play soccer! / - Teacher!
Just let me study!
(Refreshing Statements)
Geez...
This is such a pain!
The holidays always get me stressed out!
Geez...
Boy...
So much stinking traffic...
This isn't a holiday. This is hell.
It sure is great to be home.
I'm going to take a nap.
Don't talk to me.
Yeah, go ahead and sleep.
Sleep and never wake up!
Don't ever wake up!
What's your problem, woman?
This is the last day of the holidays.
You should be giving your husband a massage.
Oh, please.
Why won't he die? Why is he still alive?
Why am I still living with that good-for-nothing?
I must be crazy.
Looks like I've been living with a crazy person.
Let's hear what made you go so crazy.
What's your problem?
I'm the one that struggled.
Why are you taking a nap?
I didn't want to say this in front of the family,
but you didn't help at all with setting up
the memorial ceremony.
I thought your butt was glued to the sofa.
Did you help carry the food?
Did you give me a massage?
Am I a servant?
My name is Hyeonjeong. Not Hyeon-servant.
All you did was bark out orders.
"Bring me alcohol. Bring me fruit."
As you sat there scratching your belly.
Is it because you're the youngest son?
Were you spoiled as a kid? All you did was sleep!
I did not sleep!
I was thinking hard about how to avoid traffic
on the way to your mother's house!
You're so thoughtless.
What do you know about my struggles?
You're the one that slept while I was driving.
You slept the entire ride until we got to
Ansan rest stop where you wanted rice cakes.
You wanted pickled oysters at Seonsan.
You wanted spicy smelt at Geumgang.
Are you Lee Yeongja?
You made me stop at every single rest stop!
All you did was eat and sleep!
You should pay me for lodging
if you want to ride in my car like that!
Oh, please...
Did you slip and fall on your head during Chuseok?
You must be out of your mind.
I was trying to save my energy
to help with the memorial ceremony.
Do you even know how hard
it is to set up a memorial ceremony?
Of course I know how hard it is!
There are some regional differences,
but the foundation of a memorial ceremony
is the 5 rows.
Rice cakes and wine for row 1.
Fish on the east, meat on the west for row 2.
The fish head should point to the east
and the tail should point to the west.
Fish, tofu and soup for row 3.
Jerky on the left and rice punch on the right
for row 4.
And red fruit on the east
and white fruit on the west for row 5.
Starting from the left, jujubes, chestnuts,
pears and dried persimmons.
I know all about that stuff!
I can't believe my ears.
Fine then.
If you know so much, why didn't you help at all?
Geez, woman... As they used to say,
"The more you know,
the more humble you should be."
Oh, is that it?
Why don't you step in front of traffic?
I wouldn't complain if that was all.
When your mother said to sleep over,
you were smiling ear to ear and hopped in bed.
When my mom said to sleep over,
you said you had to go because you had plans.
I live with you and I didn't know that. What plan?
The only thing you have planned today
is to get a beating from me!
Woman, did you fry up fritters in gasoline?
What's your problem?
I was going to go to your mother's house early,
but my mom said she was sick!
That's why she wanted me to stay another day!
What about you? Your mother-in-law was sick.
Did you ever ask her if she's okay
or if she needs to go to the hospital?
All you did was glare at me.
Your eyes were like car headlights.
Geez, your mother jumped for joy
when I gave her some pocket money.
The woman is 80 years old
and she was jumping around.
I thought she was a professional high jumper.
And your mother shouldn't treat me like that.
I visit her for every memorial ceremony
and every year on her birthday.
Hey! I ate with your mom!
I took her to the sauna!
I played cards with her and everything!
Yet she still nags me every holiday
that I haven't had a son yet!
Geez!
Mom! Dad! Stop fighting!
How long are you going to fight for?
I have to study, so please keep it down.
I'm a high school senior!
Geez...
- She's so rude. / - She's so rude.
She's just like her mother!
Look at her yell!
She's just like her father.
She's always talking back!
She takes after you!
Did I say something wrong?
- Oh, please... / - Don't be ridiculous...
Hold on!
What is it, mom? I'm busy now.
What? My husband left something behind?
Geez, you're so forgetful...
What did he leave behind?
Pocket money?
$2,000?
Darling...
I'm sure you're tired from all that driving.
What's with you, woman?
Next year, I'm not going to
my house first for the holidays.
So we're going to my house?
Don't be ridiculous!
We're going to Hawaii.
Pack your bikini.
Darling!
(Come On!)
Step, step. 5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Punch. 1, 2, 3...
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
3, 4...
Other side! 5, 6, 7, 8.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Higher! Higher!
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
- Michael! / - Yes?
I opened up a restaurant.
Congratulations!
But I have a concern.
Oh, you keep eating all the food?
No.
I was too busy to have the opening ceremony.
I'm worried that business won't be good.
Don't worry.
Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4...
- Michael! / - Yes?
- I'm going home for Chuseok. / - Sounds nice.
So I wore this pretty hanbok.
But it's not that luxurious.
Really?
My queen!
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8. Basic.
- Michael! / - Yes?
I heard you work as a hired driver at night.
Yes, I should work hard.
I bet you barely get to see your wife.
Oh, it's fine.
Do you hate going home early that much?
Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4...
You were playing games in the parking lot...
Come on!
- You have your own car. / - Come on! Come on!
- Are you really a hired... / - Come on!
Your dream is to live apart from your family?
Come on! Come on!
We have a new member in our class!
Please introduce yourself.
Hello.
I am an AI robot.
Oh, really?
Do you have a concern?
I want to make various facial expressions
like humans.
Really?
Her face...
Now... I can make...
Various... Facial expressions.
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Basic. 1, 2...
Now my partner, Chris, will give you a great life tip.
Chris, what's your tip of the day?
How the entire family can have a happy Chuseok.
- Just remember these 3 things. / - 3 things?
- Pocket money. / - Pocket money.
- Gifts. / - Gifts.
- Brother. / - Brother.
Brother?
Brother, what have you ever done for me?
Honey, pack our stuff. We're leaving.
This would make your wife happy too.
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
- Michael! / - Yes?
I have a concern too.
- Really? / - Yes.
Problem solved!
Come on! 1, 2...
Why wear something so heavy?
6, 7, 8.
Basic.
Be happy, everyone!
Those sneakers that you all wanted
have finally arrived!
They're worth $70, but you can have a pair for $50!
$50. $50.
- Michael. / - Yes?
These cost only $32.
I found it online for $18.
That's not right...
- You con-artist. / - You're a con-man!
Geez...
$20.
$10.
Nobody wants a pair?
If not... Come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
(How Awkward 1)
Wow, what a nice cafe.
- Welcome. / - Hello.
I heard this coffee shop is really famous.
Yes, the owner is the first Asian barista champion.
He's young, but he's very talented and handsome.
How awkward.
The owner is bragging about himself.
Would you like to order?
You paid for the movie, so I'll get the coffee.
How awkward.
We didn't watch a movie together.
- Who did you watch it with? / - What do you want?
- An Americano. / - Yeah?
I'd like a caramel macchiato with a little bit of milk
with extra half a shot of espresso
and a lot of drizzle on top.
An iced Americano with a bit of syrup.
A slice of classic red velvet cake
and a slice of camembert cheesecake.
Sure.
How awkward. I don't remember any of that.
Camem... I'll just give them whatever.
So pretty!
How awkward.
She's taking selfies.
I look so pretty!
How awkward.
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol,
operator for soft premium toilet paper.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong,
operator for foam cleanser.
I'm Yang Seonil,
operator for this fast and light laptop.
Buy Korean beef!
I raised and butchered this cow myself!
There's nothing to worry when buying our toilet papers.
It's made from natural pulp
that's harmless to the human body.
You should take our toilet paper...
And wrap up some meat.
It's delicious.
Ma'am, do you know why Korean beef is famous?
The cows freely graze in the fields...
And do internet broadcasts.
You can shoot your own internet show
with the camera on our laptop.
And our laptop comes in two types.
The high-end model is for experts.
And the low-end model...
Is for acne.
It's very mild.
Ma'am, cleaning is very important.
If you go to bed without removing your makeup...
You'll get hemorrhoids.
And cheap toilet paper clogs up your toilet.
What if your girlfriend comes over
and the toilet clogs?
She'd love you for it!
A laptop would make a great gift for your girlfriend!
And the laptop battery
can heat up after prolonged use.
That's when you should quickly...
Grill some meat.
It melts in your mouth.
And you've heard of aging, right?
If you want to better enjoy your meat,
buy some of ours and...
Hang it in your bathroom.
There will be a fragrant scent in your bathroom.
And we didn't use any fluorescent materials.
That's why when you use it, your butt will...
Start to shine!
It has a whitening agent too.
And those with oily skin
should use our cleanser.
Then your pores will...
Be dripping with meat juice.
This is premium grade Korean beef!
And our laptop is made from carbon,
so it's very light and...
It dissolves in water.
And there's not as much dust.
Maybe just a bit when you tear a piece off.
But that's...
Your dead skin cells.
But if you want to get a cleaner face...
You should format it.
Anyone can format this laptop.
And our laptop is very fast to boot up.
Just press the power button and...
It takes 5 days.
It's because it's the holidays.
That's why you should buy some now.
If you bring our beef as a Chuseok gift...
It'll be thrown into the toilet.
But don't worry, since it dissolves completely.
And our toilet paper is 3 ply
with power embossing and...
It emits electromagnetic waves.
But our laptop can block electromagnetic waves.
Trust me and buy some, ma'am.
I raised these cows like my own children.
Every day I told my cows, "Grow up well.
Don't get sick. Eat up."
I talked to my cows as I raised them.
That's insane.
Don't use such an expensive product.
Buy our much more affordable product.
If you buy today, to block UV rays...
We'll give you a screen protector.
And for breakouts...
You get mold killer.
And for facial massages...
We'll give you a cow's foot!
Alright, ma'am.
Thank you for your purchase.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show will show you
feats of strength that even shocked
martial arts master, Jackie Chan!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
$20 for a fall coat.
Great for when the season changes.
- Just buy one. / - Hey!
- What are you doing? / - It's not like that...
You fool!
How dare you?
It has a hood too.
Now, we'll show you an incredible feat of strength.
This weight will be picked up by the teeth.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
What?
Huh?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal! Follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I won't go see your parents for the holidays
and ask them to take me as their daughter-in-law.
- You'd better keep that promise! / - Of course.
- Then I'll do it. / - Great!
(Do not try this at home)
He'll try it one more time.
You did it, Gupal!
It's a happy day!
Oh... Gupal! Are you okay?
- We sell toilet paper too. / - Very good.
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy some!
Introducing the next show!
They're idols of traditional music!
It's the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today...
- Is "Simcheongjeon." / - Great!
Simcheong threw herself into the sea
and ended up at the palace of the Dragon King.
After Simcheong regained her consciousness...
- This is what the Dragon King said! / - Yes!
Still alive! Still alive!
- Live, live, live! Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of the sea, soda and chatting ♪
♪ The best is "I was in love" ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Sim Bongsa saw Bbaengdeok's mom give out
300 servings of rice for Buddha and said this...
- As he longed for his wife! / - Yes!
♪ My wife is the best ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of a wife, hobby and rose ♪
♪ The best is Oh Nami ♪
Stop it!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Simcheong held a village festival to find her father.
This is what Simcheong said when a bunch...
- Of villagers gathered! / - Yes!
♪ The star of tonight is me, it's me ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of a father, eggplant and pig ♪
♪ The best is... ♪
Hold on. I'm sorry. What was it again?
♪ A blooper ♪
- On purpose? Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Those were our genius traditional singers!
I've been working out these days.
Can I show you my abs?
Yes! Show us!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
- Get out of here! / - Nonsense!
Introducing the next group!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ I want to eat pork belly in the morning ♪
♪ I want to discuss great restaurants with you today ♪
Great restaurants? Tell me!
I'm going to keep them to myself.
So petty...
♪ I'm hungry ♪
The exciting alphabet song!
♪ A, B, C combos, I'll take them all ♪
Hey! From Chinese restaurants?
They come with noodles and sweet and sour pork.
Back off.
It really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ A million, a million, I ate a million mushrooms ♪
I ate a million mushrooms.
- A million... / - Mushrooms.
Mushrooms might start growing on your body.
I think I feel them growing.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
2, 3.
♪ There's a piece of cake in the sky ♪
Cake in the sky?
Wouldn't it be great it if rained food?
Cheesecake...
♪ I'm hungry ♪
"Adios" by Eun Jiwon!
♪ Twisted donut, twisted donut ♪
- ♪ Twisted donut ♪ / - Give me some.
♪ No way, Jose ♪
You're so greedy.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm the best ♪
♪ Rice in my soup, I dumped rice in my soup ♪
♪ Rice in my soup, rice in my soup ♪
What kind of soup though?
♪ Rice in my beef and radish soup ♪
Beef and radish soup sounds delicious.
I'm hungry.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ This moment when I'm breathing ♪
♪ Where will it take me to? ♪
♪ This place with happiness and sighs ♪
♪ Fish jerky ♪
Fish jerky!
I can't reach!
We can reach now!
(How Awkward 2)
Auntie, we're here.
- Come on in! / - How have you been, auntie?
Great. You haven't changed at all!
How awkward.
I got a lot of cosmetic surgery.
- Have a seat. / - Okay.
- I bet you're hungry. / - Yes.
I don't know if this will be any good.
I didn't get any sleep from making these fritters.
Really?
How awkward.
There's a barcode on the food.
These have to be good!
- They look great. / - Eat up.
Oh, looks like everyone's here.
My goodness! Long time no see!
Geez, I only see you on the holidays.
Why is it so hard to see you?
How awkward. This is my wife.
What are you talking about? I got the groceries.
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa! I missed you!
It's been so long since I saw you.
You're all grown up now.
It's me, grandpa. Your favorite. It's Sora.
Sora?
How awkward.
This is the wrong house.
How awkward.
(So Touching)
Mom.
I don't have a girl to marry.
Forget it. I'm not going home this holiday season.
I have to go now. Man...
- Deputy Yang. / - Yes?
What are you doing after work today?
- We should... / - I'm going back to my hometown.
You just said you weren't going home!
In my day...
If the chief says to die, we at least pretended!
You're going out after work today!
Oh, come on.
Do I have to drink with you during the holidays too?
Not with me!
With your blind date!
Now you can be a good son this Chuseok.
Chief!
Chief! If things work out with this girl,
I'll take you out for beef.
No beef.
Just treat me to some noodles!
He's better than Cupid!
Chief!
Get back to work!
Yes...
Lucky you.
- Package delivery for Song Jungeun. / - Yes.
What's that?
Boy...
What's that?
Mom.
You didn't have to send me all this for Chuseok.
I'll be there to see you soon.
Alright.
Thank you.
Chief, did your mother send you something?
Don't even think about it!
He's so petty about food.
What is it? Is there a problem?
No, it's nothing.
Alright. Put this in the fridge.
This is too big for the office fridge.
- No! The fridge in your home! / - What?
I heard you can't make it home this Chuseok.
Chief!
Chief...
What is all this?
I'll take care of your Chuseok!
Assorted fritters!
Grilled croaker!
Braised beef!
He's like a food truck of love!
Chief!
Finish up early and get out of here
before there's traffic.
- Okay. / - Great!
Hello, Mr. CEO.
What's going on?
We're all about to leave.
Who said you could leave now?
- Well... / - Look at the time!
You're thinking of leaving already?
There's going to be traffic for the holidays.
I'm trying to get them to their hometowns early.
You aren't going anywhere!
Until I give you guys your Chuseok bonuses.
Pass them out.
Mr. CEO!
Mr. CEO, we don't get a Chuseok gift set this year?
You're so tactless! No!
- No! / - I'm sorry.
I had them sent to your homes, since they're heavy.
I did what you asked me to.
Mission complete!
No more, no less!
I wish every day could be like Chuseok!
Mr. CEO! Chief! We love you!
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang! You're already here.
Ms. Shin, this is for you.
What's this?
It's a Chuseok gift from the network.
My gosh! It's perilla oil.
Wow, this is domestic.
I haven't had domestic perilla oil in a while.
I'm glad you like it so much.
Director Jang.
How many of these did you get?
Why?
Well... I'm just saying...
Single guys don't need this.
It would just stay in their cupboard
until it expires and goes bad.
I'd use it to grill up some tofu,
fry some eggs
and season green.
I wouldn't waste a single drop of the stuff.
You can have another one.
No! No!
- Have another one. / - That's not why I said that.
My gosh! Goodness!
This wasn't my intention...
You sure are good at beating around the bush.
Thanks, Director Jang.
I'll give you any leftover bottles
after I give everyone else one.
Thank you! You're the best, Director Jang.
- Hello. / - Taehun!
You have to head to the countryside after the shoot.
Yes. Director, aren't you going to see your family?
This is great. Since you're going to Ulsan,
Can you drop me off there too?
My family is in Seoul.
You're great at trying to con others.
- You two practice your acting. / - Okay.
Taehun, you're going to Ulsan for Chuseok?
Yes, I should go to my hometown
no matter how busy I am.
Yeah, Taehun. Go when you still can.
Some people can't go back to their hometown.
So you can't go to your hometown.
Are you from North Korea?
No. I sold the deed to our home
behind my father's back when I came to Seoul,
so I don't know where my family lives now.
There wasn't even a war, but we're all living apart.
♪ Even if I miss my hometown ♪
Please help me with my acting, Ms. Shin.
Sure! What's the scene this time?
It's a sad love story about a bodyguard.
- Oh! / - What's wrong?
Just hearing it hurts so much...
- I'm about to get gum disease. / - All of a sudden?
I just got into character!
- Then let's get started. / - Okay!
Good work today.
Get home safe.
And I have something to tell you.
As of today, I quit being your bodyguard.
Thank you for everything.
Jay!
Then... Who will protect me now?
Now... I'll protect you as your boyfriend.
- I'm sorry. / - Oh! What is it?
What? Was my Adam's apple too visible?
It's not that.
I don't think I've fully accepted this role yet.
You haven't accepted it?
Taehun, an actor should always be open-minded
so that they can accept any character.
My goodness!
- Taehun! Taehun! / - I'm sorry!
I think I'm totally into my bodyguard character now.
I got a bit too into it.
Oh, really?
I think my shoulder has been dislocated.
I popped it back in.
Can we try one last time?
Alright, alright.
Now... I'll protect you as your boyfriend.
What?
You'll protect me?
I'll protect my man.
In the script, it just says you get angry.
I got a bit too into character!
I get angry?
Angry yet slightly happy too.
How do I act angry yet slightly happy?
Like this?
What did you just say to me?
You'd better take that back!
- Yes, like that. / - Ms. Shin!
Hey, Nami.
- Hello, Ms. Shin. / - Hey.
Taehun, the director wants you.
The director? Thank you, Ms. Shin.
Taehun... Taehun!
Aren't you glad I did that?
I sent him away in case you were tired.
Very nicely done. Great.
You deserve a "good job" sticker.
You're the worst.
Ms. Shin, can you help me with my acting?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Hey! How can you eat at a time like this?
What are you staring at?
You didn't do anything right!
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
What are you doing?
That's my line, Ms. Shin.
- Oh, oh. That's your line? / - Yes.
My goodness gracious. It was a line.
Alright, alright.
You're usually terrible at acting.
I guess this scene got you excited.
- Keep running your mouth. / - Okay.
Hey! How can you eat at a time like this?
What are you staring at?
You didn't do anything right!
Miss...
Well... I did not steal that money.
Then what happened to my money?
I don't know either.
I... Haven't even seen it.
Hey. I can't stand the sight of you,
so leave my house.
Get out!
I feel so wronged. So wronged!
I can't live like this anymore.
I can't take this anymore!
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me stomp on your foot?
Ow!
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I stomp on you that hard?
Goodness gracious...
You're trying to make me into Thor the thunder god!
You're trying to make everyone hate me.
Gosh, young people these days are so scary.
- So scary! / - I'm sorry.
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me stab your feet several times?
- Ms. Shin. / - What the...
Why is there a frilled lizard here?
- Oh, it's Nami. / - Ms. Shin.
- What is it, Director Jang? / - This isn't good...
We have to shoot the memorial ceremony scene,
but the skewers are missing.
Who ate them? I can't believe this.
- Oh! I know! / - You!
Keep your mouth shut!
You! You! You!
Now that it's noisy, it really feels like Chuseok!
Hold on...
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a memorial table set.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello!
Buy my set for Chuseok.
That's right, people.
You can get a memorial table spread
for Chuseok with just a phone call.
All you have to do is call us
and we'll send you the food too.
Korean, Chinese, fast food and even street food.
Order all your ancestor's favorite dishes.
Do you think they'd like street food?
- You like that stuff. / - That's true...
Do you know what's the most searched term
on the morning of Chuseok?
- Writing up the spirit sheet. / - Right.
That's why CEO Yoo Minsang will teach you
how to write up a spirit sheet.
I'm sorry, but I don't know how to do that.
Nonsense. You have so much fat.
No, no. That's not the same term.
It's different.
Now we'll bring in memorial ceremony expert
Kim Suyeong and talk to him. Come on out!
Hello.
I'm the oldest son of the 28th generation Fatty Kims.
I'm Kim Suyeong.
A lot of people get confused
when setting a memorial table.
Remember fish east, meat west.
- Fish goes to the east. / - Right.
There we go.
And the meat goes to the west...
Hold on. Wait.
Why are you stuffing them in your sleeves?
- Oh... I'm sorry. / - About what?
Now, once you light the incense...
The spirit of your ancestors will come at the food.
Right.
Light the incense...
Excuse me. Excuse me!
That's for the ancestors! Why are you eating that?
Begone, fool!
Get out of here!
Allow us to tell you more about the product.
Yoo Minsang's memorial table set
uses different materials
compared to the cheaper ones.
CEO Yoo Minsang
secretly cut down the Jeongipumsong,
which is a natural monument, to make the plates.
What are you talking about?
- This is how it used to look. / - Right.
- Now it became like this. / - Hey!
I'll get arrested! Don't be ridiculous. It isn't true.
- He didn't miss a single branch. / - I didn't do it.
How does your average memorial plate set look like?
Since our grandparents' era...
- They all look like this. / - Right.
But we made plates for young housewives.
Take a look.
Memorial plates should be baby pink.
I'm sure the ancestors would love that.
We also have them in hot pink.
Such swagger.
And that's not all.
Housewives have to make so many dishes
until the table legs are about to bend.
It's a lot of hard work.
That's why we bent the legs ahead of time.
- What? / - Take a look.
- Hold on... / - We bent them already.
This table won't even stand!
That's why it's surprising, people.
Very surprising.
Now we'll bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Hello.
I'm Jeong Haecheol. I'm 33 and I live in Dangsan.
I use Yoo Minsang's memorial table spread
every year on the holidays.
It's so well-varnished with lacquer
that I got lacquer poisoning.
What are you talking about?
My entire family loves
Yoo Minsang's memorial table spread.
They love it so much that we all get together
and kick it during the holidays.
What?
Our ancestors must love
Yoo Minsang's memorial table spread as well.
They keep showing up in my dreams
and tell me to join them.
That doesn't sound good.
Come.
- Come. / - Hey! Don't go with him!
Hey! I think it's over for him.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Even if things don't go my way ♪
♪ I can do my nails the way I want ♪
♪ These gel nails have made me happy ♪
Yoo Minsang's memorial table spread.
Your entire family will see this at Chuseok!
He looked ridiculous!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's athlete's foot cream.
It's a memorial table spread! Geez!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before my amazing trick...
I'll show you my power of foresight.
From the audience...
You, miss.
Hello.
Come up here please.
Miss...
Magician Lee Seongdong has a notepad.
Write your name down
and I'll guess your name
without looking.
Make sure he doesn't see it.
Hold it up.
(Park Seona)
Show everyone in the audience.
We're ready, boss.
Did she show everyone?
This way please.
Alright, stand over there, miss.
Now for my amazing trick. I wrote her name...
On my arm.
Get me some black sand.
(Park Seona)
Her name is... Park Seona.
- Wow! / - Is that correct?
Oh, come on!
No, no.
I think he told him what her name is!
You two planned this.
Miss.
You can go sit down.
You told him...
Let's bring someone else up on stage.
Let's go, let's go.
I'll show you all that this is a real magic.
I've written what I want to say to this guy
on his body.
- Lift up your shirt. / - My shirt? Okay.
Sir...
(Be quiet)
What does it say?
"Be quiet."
Be quiet.
- Go sit down. / - Okay.
Applause!
Now it's time for the highlight of our show.
I'll show you the magic box.
We'll bring in Magician Yun Seunghyeon
who will assist us in this trick.
- Magician Yun Seunghyeon. / - Yes, boss.
Please bring in the magic box.
Let's raise the sheet.
Now we'll open it up.
As you can see, there's a pretty doll.
I'll place this doll in the center...
And once I say the magic word...
You'll see something very surprising...
Don't show up now.
I'm sorry.
(Ballerina Lee Juyeon)
Get out of there.
Now what?
I'm sorry. I think she got the order mixed up.
Let's cover this up again...
Geez... First, I open the cage.
Then I place the doll.
Once I place the doll down, I'll close the cage
and then cover it up.
And once it's covered up,
I say, "Abracadabra," and raise the sheet...
There's someone in there!
Applause!